POST TIME: 10 November, 2019 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud
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Laughing out loud

Nasrudin offers friend strawberries

Nasrudin had a friend over at his house.

"Have some of these strawberries," Nasrudin said.

"Thank you," replied the friend, "but I have already eaten five of them."

"I usually don't count," Nasrudin replied, "but you actually ate ten."

The thief

One night, a thief broke into Nasrudin's house and began putting items in a sack. Nasrudin then joined him and added a few items.

The thief was so bewildered that he turned to Nasrudin and asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

"Well," Nasrudin replied, "I thought we were moving, so I began helping you pack."