Why are these men so well dressed?

They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

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I tried to change my password to "14days".

The computer said it was two week.

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Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.

They'll kill your dog.

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Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.

It's a vicious cycle.

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