Laughing out loud

Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo.
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My astronaut girlfriend has dumped me.
She said she needs space.
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I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."
    Compiled from the internet

Laughing out loud

Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because its white and settles on their land. * * * * * * * * * * * * Theres a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny. * * * * * * * * * * * * Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai dont like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo. * * * * * * * * * * * * My astronaut girlfriend has dumped me. She said she needs space. * * * * * * * * * * * * Ive fallen in love with a pencil and were getting married. I cant wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B. * * * * * * * * * * * * A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, Do you have that book for men with small penises? The librarian checks her computer and says, I dont know if its in yet. The man replies, Yes, thats the one. Compiled from the internet