Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! Help me - I cannot feel my legs!"
Doctor: "Don’t panic, that’s perfectly normal. It’s because I amputated your arms!"
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I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Sparkly water was invented by the Germans. Who else would think of adding gas?
Compiled from the internet
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Editor : M. Shamsur Rahman
Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
Editorial, News & Commercial Offices : Beximco Media Complex, 149-150 Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1208, Bangladesh. GPO Box No. 934, Dhaka-1000.
Editor : M. Shamsur Rahman
Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
Editorial, News & Commercial Offices : Beximco Media Complex, 149-150 Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1208, Bangladesh. GPO Box No. 934, Dhaka-1000.
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