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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Early bird gets the worm?
Friend: "Nasrudin, you should get up early in the mornings."
Nasrudin: "Why?"
"Well, as they say, 'the early bird gets the worm.'"
"Well, I still don't know if getting up early has any merit to me. After all, I am not hunting for worms."
"I thought you might say that. But listen to this. A few days ago, I woke up at sunrise and went for a walk, and on my way, I came across a gold ring lying right on the ground!"
"Well how do you know it wasn't lost the night before that? "I'm sure it wasn't. I was on the same road the night before and did not see it." "Well, then, that shows that it isn't always so great to get up early."
"Why is that?" "Because the person who lost that gold must have gotten up earlier than you did!"
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