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Reverse burgleration
One night, Nasrudin's wife woke Nasrudin up and said, "Husband, there are burglars in the house."
"Are you certain?" Nasrudin replied.
"Yes," she replied. "They left bundles of other people's stolen possessions outside our door, and they are in our house right now taking our stuff."
"OK, I will handle this," Nasrudin said, as he got out of bed and began climbing out the window.
"Are you going to go contact the police?" his wife asked.
"No" Nasrudin said. "While the robbers are in our house stealing our junk, I am going to steal the bundles they left outside."
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