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20 February, 2019 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Memory Loss

One evening, Mulla Nasruddin went to his favorite tobacco shop. He was gossiping as usual with the shopkeeper and began complaining about his wife. “She’s driving me crazy,” Mulla said. “Her memory is worse than anyone I’ve ever known.”

“Your wife forgets everything?” asked the shopkeeper. “You never mentioned that before.”

“Heck, no,” Mulla replied. “She remembers everything.”

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Improvement

Mulla Nasruddin came home one evening smelling of tobacco and cheap wine. “All you do is drink and gossip,” his wife complained. “Why don’t you practice some higher form of thought and improve yourself?”

“For the same reason that a lion doesn’t catch fish,” Mulla replied.

“You mean because it’s not your nature?” his wife asked.

Mulla shook his head. “No, because I haven’t gotten around to it yet.”

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Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
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