Laughing out loud

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.

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Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
A. They can’t stand fast food.

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Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”

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A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”
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Laughing out loud

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage. * * * * * * * Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? A. They cant stand fast food. * * * * * * * Husband: Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog? Wife: Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake! * * * * * * * A guest calls the waiter and complains, How come there are no chairs at our table?! The waiter shrugs, Im sorry but you only booked one table Compiled from the internet