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POST TIME: 11 September, 2018 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

I want a divorce!
But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part.
I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you.
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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
“I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that.”
Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”
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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
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“I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years.”
  “Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!”
“No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him.”
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A meeting of the “Castrated Anonymous”
High-pitched male voice: "Welcome. I hope you all arrived safe and sound."
Deep male voice: "Yes."
High-pitched male voice: "You in the second row, please leave the room right now."
    Compiled from the internet