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POST TIME: 12 July, 2018 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs!

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Doctor says to his patient: "You have cancer and Alzheimer."

Patient: "At least I don't have cancer."

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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”

 The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

     Compiled from the internet