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POST TIME: 6 July, 2018 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Police: “Open the door!”

Man: “I don’t want any balls!”

Police: “What? We don’t have any balls!”

Man: “I know.”

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In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

    Compiled from the internet