POST TIME: 4 July, 2018 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
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In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.
One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”
The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”
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“You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…”
 “Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I’m expecting a serious discount on that car!”
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