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POST TIME: 24 May, 2018 00:00 00 AM
Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.

Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband said: "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

    

    Compiled from the internet