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25 May, 2017 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty you'd stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn't eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it? 
A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn't eaten in 7 years it's dead. 
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If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty you'd stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn't eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it? 
A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn't eaten in 7 years it's dead. 
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