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26 June, 2019 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Nasrudin the liar and exaggerator
Mayor: "Nasrudin. You are known to be a liar and exaggerator. Tell me a lie without thinking, and I will reward you with fifty dollars."
Nasrudin: "Fifty dollars? You just promised me a hundred dollars!"
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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