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17 April, 2019 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Your eyes are very red

Nasrudin, suffering from some eye irritation, went to see a doctor.

The doctor took a look at him and said, "Your eyes are very red." "Do they also ache?" asked Nasrudin.

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Three times two

While Nasrudin was staying in another town, a local man asked him what three times two was.

"Four," Nasrudin replied.

"You are wrong," the man said. "The answer is six."

"Actually," explained Nasrudin, "I am not wrong. We use different type of math where I am from."

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Nasrudin gets engaged

Nasrudin, having just got engaged to a new woman in town, went to his fiancée's home to meet his future mother-in-law.

"Tell me," she said, "are you sure that this is the first time you are getting married?" "Yes," Nasrudin replied, "I swear on my four kids that I have never been married before."

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