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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and then get mad when it won't screw.
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My girlfriend said to me, "I'm sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up."
I said, "Good idea - we can cover more ground that way."
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I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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Thank you student loans for getting me through college.
I don't think I can ever repay you.

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Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
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