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7 September, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.

Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.

Men 2017: I just shaved my legs.

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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.

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I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.

 I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.

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