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4 September, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.

“I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that.”

Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him.

The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”

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I want a divorce!

But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part.

I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you.

    Compiled from the internet

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Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
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