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Op-ed
1 September, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“

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Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.

Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.

Men 2017: I just shaved my legs.

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Why is women’s soccer so rare?

It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Compiled from the internet

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