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7 July, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

A police officer stops a car.

 Officer: “Your driver’s license please.”

 Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.”

 Officer: “At home?”

 Driver: “No, to do it.”

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Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?

A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?

To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"

"What is the problem?"

"Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"

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They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven’t had a barbecue in months.  

     

    Compiled from the internet

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