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Women are unique..!

ROBERT CLEMENTS

What's so unique about women?  They need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them?They also love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say?
I know they hate bugs. Even strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved!
And have you noticed they can't keep secrets? They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people! They also think all beer is the same!
They love cats. Men say they love cats too, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats!
Then women love talking on the phone. She can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and on returning home, she'll call the same friend; they'll talk for three They also drive miles out of their way to avoid getting lost using a shortcut!
And believe you me women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' And don't ever, ever forget all women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check!
Have you also noticed it's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay but they won't have straight men dancing together without a snigger and a giggle!
And at a party the most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress but you don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me And before I close; a woman incident:
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife thinks she'll take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, I'm not fishing. I'm reading," says the woman.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start fishing any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault!" says the woman quietly.
" But I haven't even touched you!" exclaims the warden.
"That's true," says the woman with a smile, "but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start any moment!"
The warden left hurriedly!
Yes, women are very intelligent, that's what men are finding out these days..!                    
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Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
Editorial, News & Commercial Offices : Beximco Media Complex, 149-150 Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1208, Bangladesh. GPO Box No. 934, Dhaka-1000.

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