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Laughing out loud

Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!
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A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
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Police: “Open the door!”
Man: “I don’t want any balls!”
Police: “What? We don’t have any balls!”
Man: “I know.”
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