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22 June, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
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Q. What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.
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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
A. Moatzarella

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