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20 June, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
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 A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”
The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

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Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
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