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13 March, 2018 00:00 00 AM
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Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

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A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother responds, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

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The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it:

“How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!”

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Why do the French eat snails?

Because they cannot stand fast food.

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An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”

“Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”

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When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny. He means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.

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Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

 Because there weren't even any roads during the Jurassic Period!

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Why do you call your dog ”I-know-what-you-did”?

I love how many people jump 3 feet high when I start calling him.

    Compiled from the internet

 

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Published by the Editor on behalf of Independent Publications Limited at Media Printers, 446/H, Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1215.
Editorial, News & Commercial Offices : Beximco Media Complex, 149-150 Tejgaon I/A, Dhaka-1208, Bangladesh. GPO Box No. 934, Dhaka-1000.

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