Laughing out loud

A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year-old, "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you." "Okay," replies the 4 year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, "I'll have Coco Pops, bitch." *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old & sternly asks, "And what do you want?" "Dunno," he replies, "But it won't be effing Coco Pops."

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

     Compiled from the internet

 

Laughing out loud

A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom. You know what? says the 7 year-old, I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, Ill swear first, then you. Okay, replies the 4 year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, Ill have Coco Pops, bitch. *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old sternly asks, And what do you want? Dunno, he replies, But it wont be effing Coco Pops. * * * * * * * Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesnt jump at all. Compiled from the internet